Tonight I present to you the story of my hubby, the moose whisperer. Yes my friends, I found out today that Mikey has another woman.
Mike’s job involves driving all across Ontario installing Florida rooms, mostly on trailers in private campgrounds. Today he ended up in the Bala area, which is west of Gravenhurst, Ontario. As he left his job site, he turned onto the main road, only to find Miranda Moose meandering across the road. He slowed down hoping to be able to grab his camera and snap a picture, but to his utter disappointment she continued across the road and into the bush before he got his hands on his camera.
This is when his new found skills decided to make their appearance. Mikey put the window down and began speaking in fluent mooseneese, grunting seductively, hoping that Miranda would hear him from within the woods. To his utter amazement, Miranda slowly came out of the bush, stood on the side of the road, and looked intently into his deep brown eyes, a look of unbridled passion on her face. When she noticed the camera in his hands, she dutifully posed for her portrait, and Mikey obliged. Unfortunately, another car approached soon after and Miranda took off once again, leaving Mikey feeling lost and alone. It was a very special moment that I’m sure neither of them will ever forget, and the bond they developed was very strong. Maybe one day they will meet again!